Knock Knock Jokes

From Gemma, age 10, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and I’ll tell ya!

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From Leore, age 9, Cincinnati

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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From Daisy, age 10, Vermont

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?

Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

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From Megan N., age 9, Twain Harte, California

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who?

I don’t know, you get the door.

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From Antoinette, age 4, Orlando, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

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From Marianne, a teacher, Boston, MA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

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