Knock Knock Jokes

From Makaila, age 7, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?

Cash me if you can!!!

Please wait...

From Makaila, age 7, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
B-4!
B-4 who?

B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!!

Please wait...

From Cody, age 10, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs !
Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!!

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From Cody, age 10, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who?

Four Eggs ample ! (For Example)

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From Darian I., age 9, Springfield, Illinois

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

You butter stop it! (better)

Please wait...

From Lonnie, age 10, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willya.
Willya who?

Will ya open up?

Please wait...