Knock Knock Jokes

From Kaelyn, age 10, Colorado Springs, CO

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

I thought you would remember me!!!

Please wait...

From Katrina, R., age 13, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?

Your welcome!! (thank you)

Please wait...

From Katrina R., age 13, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?

Justice kids!!! (just us kids)

Please wait...

From Agustina K., age 10, Orlando, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!!!

Please wait...

From Olivia & Callum, age 7, Brisbane, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?

Andy bit me again!

Please wait...

From Makenzie, age 6, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!!

Please wait...