Knock Knock Jokes

From Maria Del Pilar C., age 10, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?

Hi-5!!

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From Courtney, age 7, Plymouth, England

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?

Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!

Please wait...

From Amy Lou, age 11, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Amy.
Amy Who?

Amying for the target silly!

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From Kelly R. F., age 10, Charleston, South Carolina

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing? (What are you doing?)

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From shimano C., age 15, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?

Honeycomb your hair!!

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From, Lori C., Dani M., age 12, California

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?

Police (please) let me in it’s freezing out here!!!!!!!!

Please wait...