Knock Knock Jokes

From Stacia, age 17, Idaho

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sensuous.
Sensuous who?

Sensuous up can you grab me a soda? (Since you were up, can you grab me a soda?)

Please wait...

From Jazmin C., age 10, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?

Freddy or not I’m coming in!!

Please wait...

From Nicholas B., age 5, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?

Lena a little closer and I’ll tell ya!!

Please wait...

From Alexis A., age 7, Ramsey, Minnesota

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?

Alaska later, OK?

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Frojm McKenzie D., age 10, MN

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Oops I did it again!!

Please wait...

From Brandy Rachele M., age 8, Georgia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew you love me?

Please wait...