Knock Knock Jokes

From Miranda F., age 9, Huntsville, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?

Snot you again!!

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From Dick, age 17

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?

Handsome money through the keyhole and I will tell you!

Please wait...

From Stephanie V., age 13, Orlando, FL

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?

Diesel be your last chance to open the door!!

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From Reina F., age 7, CA

Knock,knock.
Who’s there/?
Panther.
Panther who?

Panther no panther, I’m going swimming! (Pants or no pants)

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From Byrne, age 6, Shoreline, Washington

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Owls say.
Owls say who?

That’s right, they do.

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From a teacher, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?

Oswald my gum !!! (I swallowed my gum)

Please wait...