Knock Knock Jokes

From CC, age 13, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?

Are you a cowboy?

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From Stacey, a reader, Pennsylvania

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jim.
Jim Who?

Jim me some candy! (Give me some candy)

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From Charli, age 9, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)

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From Suzette, age 11, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing inside on such a sunny day?

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From Cookie, age 15, Georgetown, South Carolina

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?

Someone to short to reach the doorbell!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer Who?

Tom Sawyer underwear!!

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