Knock Knock Jokes

From Joshua, age 9, Stratford upon Avon, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?

Eileen Dover! (I leaned over.)

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From Anabell, age 10, Albany, NY

Knock, knock
Who`s there?
Ban!
Ban who?

Ban ana!

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From Lexi, age 9, Houston, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?

W-H-O!

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From Abar, age 11, Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House who?

House it going? (How is it going?)

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From Brett S., age 9, Australia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on the nose!

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From Kailyn, age 4, Winnipeg, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?

Pig up your feet or you’ll twip!

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