Knock Knock Jokes

From DJ, age 14, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?

I’m glad you’re having fun.

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From Fabi, age 12, Detroit, Michigan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police (please) stop saying those knock knock jokes.

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From Kitty, a teacher, Zimbabwe

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?

Tom on! You know who I am!

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From Lye R., age 10, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucy.
Lucy Who?

Lucy Lastic will make your underwear fall down!
(loose elastic)

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From Nancy, age 12, Philadelphia, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?

That’s my favorite kind of milk.

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From Chickety, age 13, USA

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer underwear! (saw your underwear)

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