Knock Knock Jokes

From Ally, age 11, Sudburry

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing right now?

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From Jordan and Bethany, age 9, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police open the door and let me in!

Please wait...

From Kim, Age 8, Orlando

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?

Frankenstein!

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From Jordan, age 9

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?

Luke behind you; there’s something horrible!

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From Leanzart, age 12, Manitoba, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?

Madame foot is stuck in the door!

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From Rhiannon, age 10, Northallerton,England

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?

Cows go Moo, not who!

Please wait...