Knock Knock Jokes

From Laura, age 14, Missouri

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?

Emma going to get you if
you don’t give me a cookie!

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From Maddie, age 10, TX, U.S.A.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you going to laugh at this joke?

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From Danielle, age 10, El Paso, Texas

Ashley:Will you ever forget me?
Danielle:No.

Ashley:Knock,knock
Danielle:Who’s there?
Ashley:So you did forget me!

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From Bec, age 11, Cornwall, England

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?

Ice cream soda neighbors wake up!

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From Lacey, Emma and Janaya, age 9, Brisbane, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dots.
Dots who?

Dot’s the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh!

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From Lucy, age 9, Oregon

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?

Wayne or shine I’m at your door!

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