Knock Knock Jokes

From Lewis, age 9, Birmingham, England

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?

Alex-plain later…

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From Abby, age 8, North Carolina, USA

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby Who?

Abby birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

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From Lillie, age 10, Australia

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?

Justin time for lunch!

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From Nina, age 9, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?

Eddie body there?

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From Deandre Sawyer, age 11, Cleveland ,Ohio

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Wonda.
Wonda who?

Fail every test and you’ll wonda up nowhere!

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From Brianna, age 9, Lake Worth, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

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