Knock Knock Jokes

From Leandro, 8 years old, Laredo

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Tire.
Tire, who?

Tire shoe before you trip!

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From SidDarth Vader, 11 years old, California

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris Who?

Doris Stuck. That’s why I’m knocking!

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From Fly Half, 8 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?

Dishes the police! Open up!

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From TanGezan, 13 years old, Australia

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Old lady.”
“Old lady who?”

“I didn’t know you could yodel!”

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From Sara Goad-Ault, 9 years old, Tallahasse, FL

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?

I’ve fallen, Kenya help me up?

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From Grace, 10 years old, Australia

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd, who?

I heard you were home, so I came over!

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