Knock Knock Jokes

From Razac, age 6, San Jose, CA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

Please wait...

From Kyah , age 6, San Diego

Knock Knock..
Who’s There?
Rufus!
Rufus Who?

Roof is on fire!!

Please wait...

From Michaela, a parent, Everett, WA

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow Wh–

MOO!!
(you have to interrupt the other person)

Please wait...

From Lexy, age 9, Crossville, Tennessee

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood!

Please wait...

From Aubrey, age 11

Knock, knock.
Who`s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?

Can you gorilla me a burger and fries?

Please wait...

From Connie, age 10, Bejing, China

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?

Eileen on the wall!

Please wait...