Knock Knock Jokes

From Goosepie, age 10, U.S.A

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?

Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!

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From Kira, age 8, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?

Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

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From Jake, age 6, New York, USA

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atch…
Atch who?

Bless you!

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From Cristin, age 10, Michigan

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I use my key!

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From Chloe, age 8, Austalia, Blue Mountains

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?

Nunya buisness!

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From Alexis, age 9, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?

Ken I come in or what?

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