Knock Knock Jokes

From Sadie May, age 10, AZ

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?

Doris closed; I had to knock!

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From Cinthya, age 13, Long Beach, California

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?

Anita nother napkin, please!

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From Rachelle, age 8, Singapore

Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Hark!
Hark who?

Hark the herald angels sing!

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From Casey, age 11, North Carolina

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho-cheese.
Nacho-cheese who?

Nacho-cheese; its my cheese!

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From G-man, age 13, Washington

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?

Joe Mama!

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From Loren, age 6, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?

Let’s have a Bar-B-Que!

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