Knock Knock Jokes

From Supe, age 10, Mechanicsville, Maryland

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?

Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

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From Taylor and Danica, age 10, HK

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?

Pennsylvania!

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From Lexie, age 11, Tuscumbia, Alabama

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who??

Cargo beep beep!

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From Greg, age 8, Downingtown, PA, USA

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?

Dishes the police! Open up!

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From Brielle, age 8, Tucson, Arizona

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?

Abbey birthday!

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From EFC, age 11, Seattle, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?

Panther no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’!

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