Knock Knock Jokes

From Jackie, age 9, Toronto

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?

Ammonia little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

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From Jackie, age 9, Toronto

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?

Alison to the radio. What do you do?

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From Samantha , age 9, Tennessee

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

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From Franco, age 9, Virginia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

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From Berenice, age 8, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police stop saying those dumb knock- knock jokes!

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From Jane, age 13, Lakewood, Ohio

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Oops, I did it again!

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