Knock Knock Jokes

From Jo, age 10, London, England

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
A short man.
A short man who?

A short man who can’t reach the doorbell!

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From Max , age 11, Near Madison Wisconsin

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?

Ida be funnier if I told better jokes!

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From Kathy, age 9, Cambra

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?

Nana your business!

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From Olivia, age 12, Fair Haven, Vermont

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?

Cows don’t whoo; that’s what owls do!

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From Megan, age 9, Oxford, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?

Nunya business!

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From JILL MARGARETT, PHILIPPINES

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?

Anita tissue! Achoo…Too late!

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