Knock Knock Jokes

From Ulysse, 6 years old

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho!
Ho, ho, who?

You need to work on your Santa impression!

Please wait...

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?

Sadie magic words & invite me in!

Please wait...

From David, 12 years old, U.S.A

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Robin.
Robin Who?

Robbing You! Hand over your cash!

Please wait...

From Nima, 7 years old, Evans, Georgia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger! I’m hungry!

Please wait...

From Brett S., age 9, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?

Adore between us, open up!

Please wait...

From Abby, 6 years old, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita, who?

Open the door! I’m Anita your help!

Please wait...