Knock Knock Jokes

From Emma, age 9, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodles.
Toodles who?

Bye bye!

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From Angel, age 12, Des Moines,Iowa

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who ?

Cargo beep beep!

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From Shivalika Keni, age 10, Bangalore, India

Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Snow?
Snow Who?

Snow use- I forgot my name!!

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From Lily, age 10, Thousand Oaks, California

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Nobody.
Nobody Who?

…(Cricket Noises)

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From Sydney, age 13, PA

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peter!
Peter who?

Peter pants!

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From Bethjada, age 9, Michigan, USA

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?

Happy Birthday to you!

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