Knock Knock Jokes

From Yeong-lae, age 11, Bratislava,Slovakia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?

Gesundheit!

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From Melissa, age 13, Stevenage, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
U C.
U C who?

I see you!

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From Faris Khan, age 13, Hyderabad,India

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?

Amanda fix the TV!

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From Lukee, age 8, California

Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?

I’m lion here just doin’ nothin’. How ’bout you?

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From Madi, age 10, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?

Iguana come in. It’s freezing out here!

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From Kira, age 7, Utah

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?

Snot polite to say snot!

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