Knock Knock Jokes

From Haley, age 3, Rochester, New York, United States

Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

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From MAGGIE, age 8, NORTH CAROLINA, USA

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
HIGH JACK
HIGH JACK WHO?

HI, JACK! WHERE’S JILL?

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From Jake, age 7, New York, United States

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Toodle!
Toodle who?

Toodle-oo to you too!

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From Michael , age 9, Colorado

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Aware.
Aware who?

Aware, Aware has my little sheep gone?

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From Elizabeth, age 8, San Antonio,Texas

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Coleen.
Coleen who?

Collen your room!

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From Precious_Love, age 11, Singapore

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.

Police says don’t post anymore awful knock knock jokes!

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