Knock Knock Jokes

From Maya, age 11, Houston,Texas

Knock,Knock ?
Who’s There ?
Woodenshoe
Woodenshoe Who ?

Wooden shoe Like to Know

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From Katie, age 5, Toledo, Ohio

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?

Bacon a birthday cake!

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From Neo, age 9, Ohio,USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?

Thermos be some way to find your funny bone!

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From Katherine, age 8, New Windsor, New York

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who.
Who who who?

Is there an owl in the house?

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From David, age 7, North America

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?

I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

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From Sethy, age 8, Ballarat,Victoria, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?

Bless you!

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