Knock Knock Jokes

From Amy Elizabeth Rose Hufker, 9 years old, Saint Louis, Missouri

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?

I can’t tell you!

Please wait...

From ABDULLAH S., 11 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee!
Honeybee, who?

Honey, be nice and open the door!
BUZZZZ……

Please wait...

From Zig-zag, 10 years old, Colorado

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?

Don’t cry it is just a joke!

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From Linda DeMora, a grownup, Lancaster, Pa USA

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne, who?

Wayne, Wayne, go away! Come again another day!

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From Jasmyne , 3 years old, Antioch

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale, who?

Whale, whale, whale! I see your door is locked again!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Please wait...