Knock Knock Jokes

From Mac, age 8, U.S.A

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?

Dwane the water I’m dwowning

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From Chelsea, age 12, Slatington, Pennsylvania

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Acid
Acid Who?

Acid sit down and be quiet.

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From Skylar, age 9, Kansas,Kansas City

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?

WITCH YOU LET ME IN ALREADY?

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From Okery, St Cloud, MN

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?

Handsome candy to me!

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From Rebecca, age 7, England Chilton Garden Fence House

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice-cream who ?

I scream if you throw me in cold water!

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From Arielle, age 10, Virginia Beach, Virginia

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?

Sarah doorbell? I am tired of knocking!

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