Knock Knock Jokes

From RyRy, age 11, US

Knock Knock
Whose There?
Stan
Stan Who?

Stan Back I’m going to be sick!

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From RyRy, age 11, USA

Knock, Knock
Whose There?
Caterpillar
Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you.

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From Lexie, age 15, United States of AMERICA!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Yodel
Yodel Who?

I didnt know you could YODEL

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From Hailey, age 9, British Columbia

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who

When Will You Ketchup

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From Celeste, age 4, Houston, TX

knock knock
who’s there
Celeste
Celeste who

I Celeste less at night than i do in the daytime

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From Rebecca, age 7, England, Chilton

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice-cream who?

I scream if you throw me in cold water!

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