Knock Knock Jokes

From Heaven, age 9, North America

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

No bell; that’s why I knocked!

Please wait...

From Zia, age 15, Sydney, Australia

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?

I think it’s pasture bed time.

Please wait...

From Stephen, age 13, Dewitt, Michigan, USA

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?

Abby birthday to you, abby birthday to you…

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From Rick, a reader, Kansas, United States

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?

Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!

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From Jade, age 9, Rizal, Philippines

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?

Doughnut keep me waiting out here please!

Please wait...

From KOBE, age 16, Atlanta, Texas

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
A POLICE INVESTIGATOR
A police investigator who?

I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!

Please wait...