Knock Knock Jokes

From Hayden Thomas, age 9, Durham, Maine

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Plywood.
Plywood who?

Plywood if I were you.

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From Sophie, age 10, London, England

Knock,knock.
(WHO’S THERE?)
Shelby.
Shelby who?

Shell be coming round the mountain when she comes!

Please wait...

From Breonna, age 10, Georgia

How does Alicia Keys unlock her front door

With her last name!!

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From Sonali, age 11, Hyderabad,India

Knock Knock
Who’s There
Me
Me Who?

You

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From Giovanna, age 9, Singapore

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?

I don’t know, you tell me.

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From Saima, age 9, Southampton, England

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Wood
Wood Who?

Wood you let me in please?

Please wait...