Knock Knock Jokes

From Logan, age 7, Northern Virginia

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knife.
Knife who?

Knife to meet you!

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From Dyl, age 6, England

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?

My Pleasure

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From Lily, age 10, Birmingham, England

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?

Ivor let me in or I’ll break the door down!

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From Nicholas P, age 9, Australia

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?

Cows go moo, not who!

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From Natasha, age 10, Shropshire

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you!

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From David, age 10, Western Australia , Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?

Don’t get too excited we are not at the theme park yet!

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