Knock Knock Jokes

From Chloe, 11 years old, Singapore

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?

Dishes a bad joke! (This is a bad joke!)

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From David Alexander B (aka DAB), 10 years old, Kingwood, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie, who?

Sadie air is hot in here, turn on the fan! (Say, the air is hot in here!)

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From Duvaekk, 8 years old, Lake Stevens

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya!
Nunya, who?

Nunya business! (None of your business!)

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From David Alexander B (aka DAB), 10 years old, Kingwood, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch, who?

Bless you and cover your mouth the next time you sneeze!

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From Yehoshua bin Nun, 3 years old, Israel

Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne, who?

Dwayne the bath, I’m dwoaning!

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From Jeremiah Redden, 10 years old

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?

Don’t get so excited; just open the door!

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