Knock Knock Jokes

From Tri Chat, age 9, India Gurgaon

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bi.
Bi who?

Bihu is the traditional dance of Assam!

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From Melinda, age 13, Paris , France

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
BOOO!
BOOO who??

Aww dont cry it’s only a joke!

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From Marcy, age 15, U.S.A.

Knock Knock….Whos There?….Orange….Orange Who?…..

Orange You Glad I Didnt Say Banana?

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From Marie, age 8, Urbana,Illinios

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you the person I bought my bike from?

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From Joel, age 8, Florida

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?

Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!

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From Rosemary, age 8, North Carolina

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I ate mop.
I ate mop who?

Eww, you ate your own poo!

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