Knock Knock Jokes

From Treth, age 12, Black Mountain,Kentucky

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
SHEWW!
Sheww who?

SHEWW, WHO FARTED?

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From Talia K, age 6, Bacup, England

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?

Madam fingers are stuck in the door!

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From Karan or Goku, age 12, India

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?

Stan back,I’m going to sneeze!

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From Louis, age 8, England

Knock, Knock
Who`s there?
Goat.
Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!

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From Sonya, age 9, Kona Hawaii USA

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda?

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From Jomairi, age 9, United States

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say you’re ugly!

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