Knock Knock Jokes

From Sofia, age 10, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?

Omg I’m gonna tell all my friends at school you love Doctor Who!

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From Nicki, age 12, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?

Ken you let me in, it’s freezin’ out here!

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From Ibu, age 9, USA

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ya!
Ya Who?

Dot Com!

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From James, age 6, Ann Arbor, MI

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?

Let us in; it’s cold out!

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From Jordan, age 10, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?

It’s not that funny it’s only a joke!

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From Nick, age 10, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hansom.
Hansom who?

Hansom of that pizza to me!

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