Knock Knock Jokes

From Tabitha, age 10, New York, NY

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?

.com

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From Celestine, age 11, Muscat,Oman

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water Who?

Water you waiting for….RUN!!!!!!

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From Tana, age 12, Australia

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?

Sure-lock the door or
someone might come in!!!!!!!!

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From Allie, age 11, Mooresville, North Carolina

Knock, Knock!! Who’s There!! Boo !! Boo Who?

Ahhhh!!! Don’t Cry it’s just a joke!!!!

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From Jude, age 6, Philippines,Caloocan

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?

Bless you!

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From Dani, age 10, Calgary, Alberta

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

Don’t hoot like an owl; you are a human!

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