Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
P.
P who?

Yes, it does smell bad!

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From Ellie, age 13, Utah, United States

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Necklace
Necklace who?

Neckless people don’t get sore throats!

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From Luc, age 6, USA

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?

Do you have a cold?

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From Crystal , age 8, Naperville, Illinois

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.

Interrupt—- ” mooooooooooooooooooooo”

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From Nader, age 12, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?

Luke through the key hole and you’ll see!

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From Ellie, age 11, Weston Super Mare England

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police let us in; it’s cold out here.

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