Knock Knock Jokes

From Pandy, age 13, Quebec, Canada

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing?

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From Deepakshi, age 11, India

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Yaa..
Yaa who ?

Dot com !

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From Elizabeth, age 12, Hebron, Kentucky

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange,
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Tanjelo?

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From Danilea, age 11, Ossining New York

Knock, Knock.
Who is there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in it’s freezing out here!

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From Matthew, age 9, California

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?

Boomer rang the doorbell, you should answer it.

Please wait...

From Benny, age 13, England

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eggbert.
Eggbert who?

Eggbert no bacon!

Please wait...