Knock Knock Jokes

From Hassan AlKhadhar, 14 years old, Bahrain

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ach.
Ach who?

Here you go, a tissue.

Please wait...

From Guste, 10 years old, Dublin, Ireland

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Britney.
Britney who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?

‘Oops I did it again!

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From Cooldude, 8 years old, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Butter.
Butter who?

You butter be back by midnight

Please wait...

From Nia, 10 years old, Hawaii

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?

Snot nice to keep me waiting outside!

Please wait...

From Muntaha, 7 years old, Michigan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

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From Morgan B, 9 years old, Calabash, North Carolina

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Smell ma.

Smell ma who?

Smell ma poo!

Please wait...