Knock Knock Jokes

From Maisha, 9 years old, England

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Police!
Police who?

Police open the door!

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From Jeff, 13 years old, Connecticut

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Letter.
Letter who?

Let her in, she’s been knocking!

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From Kie-kie, 10 years old, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Return.
Return who?

To sender of course!

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From Al, 11 years old, Franklin, MA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kook.
Kook who

Hey, I didn’t come here to be insulted!

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From Bridge, 8 years old, U.S.A

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?

Wanda go to the movies?

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From Tim, 17 years old, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?

Freddy or not here I come!!

Please wait...