Knock Knock Jokes

From Jayde H.JayJay, 10 years old, Canada, Ottawa

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who.

Irish you’d take me to the soccer game!

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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Spell.
Spell Who?

Ok, W.H.O!

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From Rachel, 12 years old, Canada

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
AMATUR.
AMATUR WHO?

AMATUR SERVICE MA’AM!

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From Tina B, 15 years old, Philadelphia, PA

Knock,Knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who Who?

Is there an owl in there?

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From Balletgirl120, 9 years old, Alabama

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?

Ivy been working on the railroad all the livelong day!

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From Vilencia, 11 years old, Chicago, Il

Knock knock, Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?

Ketchup and I”ll tell you!

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