Knock Knock Jokes

From Anthony S, 10 years old, Washington

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I’m up.
I’m up who?

Hey, don’t go so hard on yourself!

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From awesomeA, 11 years old, USA

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Duck.

Duck who?

Duck,duck, GOOSE!

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From Annie, 11 years old, Easton, MD

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

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From Bryce W 16 years old, Brook IN

“Knock, Knock”
Who’s there?
“Brittany Spears”
Brittany Spears who?…..
“Knock, Knock…”
Whos there???

Oops… I….did….it….a–gain!

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From Summer, 10 years old, America

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?

Madam foot’s in the door!

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From Angelina , 5 years old, Las Vegas

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there??
Lettuce..
Lettuce Who??

LETTUCE in!! It’s cold out here!!!!

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