Knock Knock Jokes

From Jojo, 12 years old, Canada

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?

Soup-rise! It’s your birthday!

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From Amelia, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?

ketch-up to me later!

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From Nathan Diaz, 12 years old, Yuciapa, CA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Banana split!

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From Alexis, 10 years old, Alanta Georgia

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Mind.
Mind who?

Mind your own business!!

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From Samantha, 11 years old, USA

Knock Knock
Who is There?
Hatch
Hatch Who?

Bless You!

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From Michael, 9 years old, Carlsbad, California

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?

Ken you come over here and help me?

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