Knock Knock Jokes

From SVH, 10 years old, Winnipeg Manitoba

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out!

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From Julia, 10 years old, Missouri, USA

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snow one at home at my house.

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From Grace A, 9 years old, NC

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hoot. Hoot who?

Are you an owl?

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?

Stop crying and I’ll tell you.

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

Knock knock,

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood, thought I’d stop by !

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From Jackson, 8 years old, Michigan

Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Coal Mine.
Coal Mine who?

Coal mine number and find out!

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