Knock Knock Jokes

From Iqra, 9 years old, United Kingdom

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Done up
Done-up-Who (Done up who – Say it fast)

Get your nappy changed then!

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From H-man, 7 years old, Campbell CA

Knock knock…..
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?

Is there an owl around here?

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From Asia Navarro, 9 years old, Washington,Seattle

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?

Anna one Anna two Anna three…!

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From Sally, 8 years old, Maine

Knock knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who??????

Don’t cry it’s just a joke

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From Anonymous, 10 years old, USA

Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Pencil
Pencil who?

Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

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From Mathew Danuff, 11 years old, Florida

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?

Yes, they do!

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