BOB: What’s my name today?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What was my name yesterday?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What’s my name tomorrow?
JOE: Bob
BOB: Do you remember my name?
JOE: Yes, Bob
Three minutes later…
BOB: Knock knock
JOE : Who’s there?
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Ava, 10 years old, Beautiful Colorado
BOB: What’s my name today?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What was my name yesterday?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What’s my name tomorrow?
JOE: Bob
BOB: Do you remember my name?
JOE: Yes, Bob
Three minutes later…
BOB: Knock knock
JOE : Who’s there?
From Brooke Sample, 14 years old,
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
From Kelly, 12 years old, Connecticut
Person1: Knock knock!
Person2: Who’s there?
Person1: Justin!
Person 2: Justin who?
From PrivateInformation, 10 years old, On Planet Earth, In The Milky Way Galaxy
Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
From Amanda de la Vega , 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
From Youcan'tknowmyname, 12 years old, Youcan'tknowwhereilive
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