Knock Knock Jokes

From Jaabili, 5 years old, Dallas, TX

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ear
Ear who?

Here we are!

Please wait...

From Shuruthii Tan, 8 years old, Malaysia

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tish.
Tish who?

Oh, do you need a tissue?

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From Bella, 9 years old, Brisbane, Queensland

Knock Knock
Who is There?
Woo
Woo Who?

I didn’t know you were having a great time!

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From Vicky03158, 10 years old, California

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

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From Amelia, 8 years old, Plymouth, England

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?

Luke through the hole and you’ll see!

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From Makiyah, 10 years old, Lexington TN

Knock knock!
Who is there?
Queen.
Queen Who?

Queen my dishes please!

Please wait...