Knock Knock Jokes

From Ella, 10 years old, Tyrone, Pennsylvania

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?

Can you turnip the heat? I’m cold!

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From Eric, 10 years old, Simi Valley, CA , USA

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Woo
Woo Who?

Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke!

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From Fuzzy or Alanis, 10 years old, New York, USA

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

It’s an owl! OMG !!!!!!!

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From Christie, 17 years old, German

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?

Wow, you’re good at yodeling!

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From Andal, 9 years old, Chennai, India

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?

Okay, W-H-O!

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From Bob, 10 years old, Malvern, Ohio

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?

Oh, I love you too!

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