Knock Knock Jokes

From Courtney, 13 years old, Utah

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

Exactly.

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From Big Joker, 11 years old, Milky Way

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any cookies left??

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From Maggie, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?

Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!

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From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

Friend 1: Knock Knock!
Friend 2: Who’s there?
Friend 1:You!
Friend 2: You who?

Friend 1: You who! Big summer blow out!

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From Eganmaro, 10 years old, Canada, Ontario, Toronto

Knock Knock!

Use the doorbell.

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From Megan, 11 years old, Oklahoma

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?

What are you celebrating?

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