Knock Knock Jokes

From Koleia, 8 years old, Texas

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer underpants!

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From Lilmama_11, 11 years old, Niceville, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Po-lice open the door!

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From Chloe, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?

There’s snow many reasons why I like you! (There’s so many reasons why I like you!)

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From Jessica, 11 years old, California

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later!

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From Draco, 11 years old, Scotland

Why are there no knock-knock jokes in America?

Because freedom rings.

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From Jude, 10 years old, Jordan

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

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