Kids Jokes

From Henry Situ, age 12, California

Why did the man freeze his money?

To get cold hard cash!

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From Cecilia, age 9, Ard, OK

What color is a burp?

Burple!

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From Karime, 11 years old, IL, USA

Why are dolls so afraid of cook-outs?

Because of last time that they had a Barbie-Q!

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From Stephanie, age 11, Livermore, California

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

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From Alexandria, 11 years old, Palmyra, Pennsylvania

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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From Henry, age 10, North Carolina

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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